What's Goin' Down In Mo-Town

Apr 16

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

Apr 16
Apr 16

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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Apr 16
tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.


yikes

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.

yikes

Apr 16
lulz-time:

I GOT SCARED FOR A SECOND, BUT THEN awwwww

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lulz-time:

I GOT SCARED FOR A SECOND, BUT THEN awwwww

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Apr 16
Apr 16
Apr 16
thegrayfox:

alright

thegrayfox:

alright

Apr 12
lulz-time:

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Apr 12
kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close